Be rad, or die trying.

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

(via thist00shallp4ss)

(Source: komewdas, via afghanistagram)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via afghanistagram)

chickensandwich:

how she do that

(Source: neachi, via afghanistagram)

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

(via davidisbeyonce)

foodnun:

mom bought pizza

 im sick and i cant taste anything

(via birth-c0ntrol)

thedailymeme:

What I think everytime someone complains of ‘friendzoning’

(via pricklylegs)

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

(via laughbitches)

(Source: whothefuckisleonora, via laughbitches)

rhydonmyhardon:

oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion 

(via davidisbeyonce)

(Source: jamesfrancoforever, via mahbrits)

(Source: betype, via thetriangleeffect)

(Source: whxck, via radiancewaves)

rneerkat:

girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata

(via madturbating)