jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via thetowndrugdealer)

romulusthread:

stop doing that and do me instead

(via thetowndrugdealer)

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

(via tacobellbitches)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via dogesexual)

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

(via nerdycommunity)

internet-slang:

  • BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
  • heck
  • heckaroo
  • frick frop
  • nincompoop
  • heckle deckle 
  • diddly darn 
  • pokémon
  • zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

(via thist00shallp4ss)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via afghanistagram)

people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me: my whole life depends on this.

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

(via davidisbeyonce)