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Big City Dreams In a Small Town Girl
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
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does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
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i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
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- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- pokémon
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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| people: | ugly teenagers become attractive adults |
| me: | my whole life depends on this. |
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
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